A Horoscope

I put my jacket on my shoulders
And I walked away.
I should have left the door open -
Not to leave a way back in
But so others could enter.

I should have tied my shoes
Or had the foresight to predict
I would have tripped trying to leave the steps.

I should have used a horoscope,
A weatherman's attempt to cope
With how he never knows to say
"I don't know how you'll feel today."

But when he leaves his door
He has the key to get back in
So what can he say on the matter?

Revised May 10